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  • Outsider69

    After all, Naruto wasn’t all alone..he has plenty of Uzumaki descendents all around the ninja world. By the way, if Kabuto can turn into a dragon, what about Naruto? He masters the Sage Mode as well. He might be able to use the Kyubi and another form in Sage Mode. That would be something nice to see.

    • butthole3000

      yeah he can turn into a fuking frog like jiriya. get your head out of your ass

      • reginleaf

        well he has a point. Jiraiya wasn’t stronger than Naruto in sage mode, he had less control over it so turned into a frog a bit. Kabuto, on the other hand, has gone beyond being a snake sage and has turned into a dragon to some degree. So it’s possible Naruto can improve upon his sage mode. Though, if a snake becomes a dragon, what does a Toad become?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000028568271 RoMario Whyte

          a dinosaur

        • kyuubi

           hahahahahahah this made my day XD

        • Thinkinglogical

          pedo panda?

    • Naruto

      kabuto learned his sage mode from a dragon naruto learned his from a toad and naruto wouldnt transform into a toad on purpose he’d rather turn into a bad ass fox.

  • thecrows2332

    Naruto isnt really a Uzimaki. Hes a Namikazi. So he should be named Naruto Namikazi.

    • Masaki23joe

       His mother was an uzimaki so he is one. He has the uzimaki chakara level. He is both uzimaki and namikazi.

      • thecrows2332

        Correct. But hes more a Namikazi then a Uzimaki. Also Namikazi is a part of the Senju clan i think.

        • Naruto

          no your thinking about uzimaki

        • Explainer

          What’s a Uzimaki? Trololololol :D

    • Pain or pein

      hey been away from naruto fa a while whats this namikazi i hear about

      • thecrows2332

        Naruto dad name is Minato Namikazi, so Naruto should get his dads last name. The reason they changed his last name to Uzimaki was so Naruto wouldnt know who his father was The Fourth Hokage.

        • love_me_2_

          maybe they did it diferent, or because Naruto Uzumaki sounds cooler

      • Grandison Lamar

        Namikaze is the name of Naruto’s father Minato Namikaze the Fourth Hokage, and Uzumaki is the Name of Naruto ‘s mother Kushina Uzumaki from the Uzumaki clan they are distant relatives of the Senju clan so Naruto is also related to Tsunade, and the First Hokage Hashirama Senju.

      • Nina

        Actually they are talking about Naruto’s father Minato NAMIKAZE…

    • Naruto

      yeah but it sounds to much like KAMIKAZE!!

    • Navi

      Whether namikaze is a clan or not is unknown. The third gave naruto his mom’s name so he could keep naruto’s relation to the fourth a secret.
      But it doesn’t matter. Naruto has the uzumaki blood in him. That’s still a fact. So he can be considered an uzumaki, just not a direct one.

  • QWE

    Guys just stop underestimating Sasuke and overestimating Kabuto. We haven’t seen how strong Sasuke has become since he obtained EMS and we haven’t seen Kabuto’s abilities in sage mode either. So, just shut your mouths.

    • Dragon sage

      o calm down it isnt like we wont find out anyway 

  • Smithith

    FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!

    • reginleaf

      I see what you did there.

      • What

         i know thats from skyrim but i dont get it?

        • just me

           dragons duh! haha

        • Grandison Lamar

          Google the easiest, and best educator on the planet. 

      • Smithith

        I make a dragon noises with my mouth

  • Dragon sage

    crap hell with madera , tobi , sasuke  now that  kabuto has a sage mode i’m all excited bout a sage fight between naruto and kabuto and don’t tell me you guys aren’t thinking the same thing  or at least curious about it

    • butthole3000

      no i would much rather watch sasuke and itachi fight kabuto

  • Haston_taylor

    at some point naruto is gonna turn into the nine tails, and use sage mode then use his ultimate jutsu.
    SAGE ART: Kyubi…….shuriken bomb

    • reginleaf

      Or Sage Art: Super Giant Bijuu Rasenshuriken Barrage

      The name sounds confusing, but just think about it for a second, and your mind may melt from epicness. 

    • Boom

      i think it would be called rasen kyubi shuriken bomb

  • your mom

    Dr. Snakes lolol

  • Grandison Lamar

    Hate to burst you peoples Naru+Hina bubble but Naruto is gonna have to settle for Karin they are gonna have to reproduce to re-establish, and preserve their clan.

    • Aj1255

      get outter here with that bullshit.

      • Rainstorm

        aj1255 you took the comment right off my computer

    • narutofan

      How so? Naruto’s mom was a Uzumaki but Minato wasn’t and Naruto is still considered an Uzumaki? Lol….

      • Oturan

        This is true. Usually the kids inherit their dads last name. (unless their dad isn’t present at birth) Maybe its different in Japan

      • Bogusname

        They said that Naruto was given his mother’s last name to protect him by hiding the fact that he was the 4th Hokage’s son.

    • Navi

      1) Karin could be his close cousin
      2) I’m sure there are other uzumaki’s besides those two. Kushina said that the survivors of the uzumaki clan dispersed throughout the land. So there is no reason why naruto has to end up with karin. Just because she’s an uzumaki like him? Dumb reason.

      • Grandison Lamar

        1) The Naruto universe is based off ancient japan even though it’s incest for this reason to save their clan it’s a noble thing 2) There is no gurandamntee that there is any other still living  Uzumaki out there , and most of them were destroyed Kushina only said the surviving members she never said it was a big number of them.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          1) Naruto has NOT EVEN SEEN KARIN let alone developed any feelings for her 2) There is some suggestion that he does harbor some feelings like in episode 166- Confessions when he went Rage Mode when Hinata was stabbed. Though theres not been much since then we do see when Hinata says she’ll be with Naruto holding his hand after the war so shes going to do something 4) Even if he doesnt go with Hinata he’ll most likely go with Sakura5) He’s technically of the Namikaze(Minato’s) clan so  i just gave you so many reasons you should just shit your pants.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          in reason 2 i meant to say feelings for hinata

        • Kevonisbad

          a dumb ass naruto has seen karin before when they were takeing her bak to the leaf

        • Mr. Anagrams

          okay so hes SEEN her, what does that prove?

        • Grandison Lamar

          1) In this case love doesn’t really matter love is a luxury only few people can afford 2) who the hell said Naruto returned the same feelings for Hinata yes he did went berserk in kyubii mode when he thought she was dead, but he saw her again during the war, and his feelings for her as seem to remained the same. Hinata is still in the friend zone 3) for Naruto, and Karin to procreated is the noble thing to do it’s to re-establish an ancient a great clan from the past 4) i think Hinata will end up With Neji because of the Hyuga clan. 

        • milk man

          STFUU U FUCKIN IDIOT. STOP TALKING UR OBVIOUSLY A STUBBORN IGNORANT FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT WITH A WITH A ONE TRACK FUCKING MIND AND IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY GOOD POINTS PEOPLE BRING UP THAT SHUT UR THEORY DOWN, U DONT HERE THEM, U NEVER TAKE OTHER PEOPLES ARGUMENTS INTO CONSIDERATION, AND ULL NEVER CHANGE UR MIND NO MATTER HOW OBVIOUS IT IS THAT UR WRONG.

        • Grandison Lamar

          Keep on bitching you’ll get fucked soon.

        • Grandison Lamar

          Keep on bitching you’ll get fucked soon.

        • Nina

          No, I don’t think Neji. She has always looked on him like a brother, and he (and everyone) knows that Hinata likes Naruto. If she doesn’t get him, she probably won’t marry anyone…

        • Navi

          Naruto is NOT based off of ancient japan. Are you stupid? It’s an entirely fictional universe. The only thing the naruto universe has to do with japan is some of the ancient japanese myths that kishimoto used in the story.
           
          Exactly, but we don’t know HOW many Uzumaki’s are left. You can’t assume their all gone. 
          And really, Naruto is not going to end up with a girl he barely knows and they aren’t going to have time to form a bond either. A freaking war is going on. =

        • Grandison Lamar

          You idiotic buffoon i’m talking about after the war is over all wars end you know. at some point in time they’re gonna have to meet and form a bond, and you don’t know jack shit about what you’re talking about you just proved that you don’t know shit about shit.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          besides a completely new bond at the seeming coming end of the series? it would take quite a few episodes for him to develop a bond with karin that surpasses that with hinata and sakura, besides even if, no matter who he chooses the clan name will continue since hes the man, whoever he marries will take his surname, so whoever he goes with he’ll still be growing his clan

        • Grandison Lamar

          Dude they’re family how hard is it for family to form a bond? and it would only really mean something special if those two marry.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          so? just because theyre family doesnt mean a rats ass. he deosnt even know her, Kishimoto wouldnt develop such a random bond between the characters so late in the series, and so close to the end

        • Grandison Lamar

          When did Kishimoto say it’s going to end this year They haven’t even really met yet it would be stupid for it to end so sudden with so many things being revealed now, and random bond it’s family it’s not really random this bond his Necessary you sound like you don’t want him to have any family bond with people who he’s actually related to.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          it not even that i dont want hime to, its that such a bond to such a person is highly illogical seeing the present situation

        • Nina

          It is kind of random! When we just knew she was an Uzumaki, and by Kabuto! Naruto or anyone else doesn’t know that! I even wonder if Karin herself know that she is an Uzumaki…

        • milk man

          bro were u fuckin born in ancient times or something? honestly who still thinks like that its the 21st century stfu

        • Grandison Lamar

          Man get you’re idiotic phuck outta here and go learn some history you dumbass it’s what the series is based off you handicapped mind fool.

        • Grandison Lamar

          Man get you’re idiotic phuck outta here and go learn some history you dumbass it’s what the series is based off you handicapped mind fool.

        • Navi

          Kishimoto himself said he wants to finish up naruto. This war arc is probably the last.
          And I have no intention of arguing this further with you. It’s basically opinion vs opinion right now. If you so strongly believe karin will end up with naruto then good for you. But your reasons for believing are so damn weak. It shows how much you lack in understanding character development. Besides, a guy who thinks naruto is based off of ancient japan is not even worth talking to lol. 

        • Grandison Lamar

          You’re just running from the argument, and if Narutois not based off ancient japan then what is it based on just gtfoh you piece a monkey shit.

        • milk man

          it doesnt have to be based on anything u fucking idiot

        • Grandison Lamar

          No but my dick can be based on you’re mom you cunt gtfoh bitch.

        • Grandison Lamar

          No but my dick can be based on you’re mom you cunt gtfoh bitch.

        • Nina

          You really think Naruto would be with some girl who came along the way? One who liked Sasuke? Don’t forget that kid, he is still alive and Karin liked him!

    • Oturan

      lol

    • owned

      he doesnt have to he will do whatever the fuck he wants i dont think naruto gives 2 shits about restoring a clan hes more worried about sasuke and becoming hokage and if he wants to marry hinata he will something as minor as that wont stop him from marrying whoever he wants and your a dumb ass for thinking that

  • Rasengan 9000

    hold om itachi supposse  you know smart and when your’e smart you don’t come up with lines like dr. snake

    • Grandison Lamar

      Dude you have no sense of humor it’s supposed to be sarcastic you dumbass.

  • Mr. Anagrams

    THUMBS UP FOR MORE HINATA

  • http://twitter.com/DionBeenABoss Yeah Yo B.ch choosin

    Karin does show a little resemblances of naruto mom if she comb her hair

  • Grandison Lamar

    Listen to me people marry inside their own clan in Japanese culture which Naruto seem to portray just perfectly. for example Hyuga marry Hyuga Uchiha marry’s Uchiha  Senju marry’s Uchiha Akimichi marry’s Akimichi etc. so Naruto, and Karin or from the same clan they share the same bloodline it makes perfect sense for them to want to preserve their clan why make it die out. Naruto will not marry Hinata he’s an outsider Neji will most likely marry her or one of the main branch members.

    • youthinkingokbud??

      um, hello? kushina and minato married and they werent from the same clan, kurenai and asuma werent either, people can marry from the same clan but almost everyone in naruto DOESNT. except the uchihas…they’re odd…

      so if naruto wanted to marry hinata, he would, just like minato wanted to marry kushina, and he did. Same clan or not.

    • Christopher

      sasuke marries karin who is a uzumaki and he is a uchiha which would be a good sage baby right.

  • Grandison Lamar

    isten to me people marry inside their own clan in Japanese culture which Naruto seem to portray just perfectly. for example Hyuga marry Hyuga Uchiha marry’s Uchiha  Senju marry’s Senju Akimichi marry’s Akimichi etc. so Naruto, and Karin are from the same clan they share the same bloodline it makes perfect sense for them to want to preserve their clan why make it die out. Naruto will not marry Hinata he’s an outsider Neji will most likely marry her or one of the main branch members srry i made corrections.

    • Mr. Anagrams

      Theres one crucial flaw to ALL your arguements, it is only considered noble to inter clan marry in ancient japan, pre- electronic times and if you havent noticed, theres computers and stuff here so its not ancient, its modern, and if youve been to modern japan for even a couple of days you would know that, this is based off of modern japan despite the fact of use of ninja and the government(which still wasnt changed in RW japan until the last 50 or so yrs) everything is in coalition with madern japan

      • Grandison Lamar

        Oh really is that so most things About Naruto is ancient if you want to see modern Japanese portrayal check out Blech heha  yes Naruto those have some modification it’s in between but at least. Naruto have much more of a chance than Sasuke to restore his clan all the Uchiha women are dead. 

        • Mr. Anagrams

          it doesnt matter who he marries the woman will take his surname so his clan will still be continued/revived

        • Grandison Lamar

          No really you’re looking at the tree but not the whole Forrest here catch my drift.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          no because if they both have the surname, so will this child and the childs child if the child is male and that childs children, so on and so forth

        • owned

          im pretty sure he would find a way to pass his own eyes down every generation to the first born son of every generation thats probably what would happen and by that time im pretty sure he would have the rinnegan and the uchiha would probably be known as the clan of the sage of the six paths

      • Christopher

        like DNA and stuff transplanting eyes which seems like everyone is up for or everyone is trying to steal. its like a monster in the closet, but he doesnt want you. just your eyes. Anyone ever seen jeepers creepers. the song they play is great for the uchiha clan. “Jeepers Creepers where’d you get those peepers.”

    • Mr. Anagrams

      And if you havent noticed, naruto is EXTREMELY sentimental and emotional so to him, love isnt just a luxury, as any feeling isnt, in fact, it isnt to nearly any of the characters if you’ve noticed, and you STILL havent contradicted, such as even if that was his goal, his true clan lineage is of the Namikaze, not the Uzumaki, so he would find someone of the Namikaze, which none of the main characters are, he was only declared Uzumaki to cover up his relationship with the fourth hokage

      • Grandison Lamar

        Bullshit wear talking about Naruto here the man who fell headover heels in love whit Sakura here ha.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          my point being he would marry someone soley for the purpose of his clan, hes nowhere near as clan oriented as saskue is and thats something only saskue or neji would do for that reason only

        • Grandison Lamar

          Either way Sasuke is still phucked if has a kid with a non Uchiha the kid wont have sharingan, and i’m 100% he would kill for that kid to have it the would be just a worthless Uchiha with out it just an Uchiha by name that would bring up embarrassment and shame to Sasuke he couldn’t live with that. just saying if he even lives that long. 

        • Mr. Anagrams

          no because saskues mom didnt have the sharingan regardless of being uchiha or not she didnt have it and saskue inherited it from  his father meaning it can be inhereited from one parent only

        • Grandison Lamar

          You don’t know what you’re talking about go do you’re research on Sasuke’s mom she did have sharingan.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Mikoto_Uchiha nothing about mikoto having the sharingan, it may be even possible she was married into the uchiha clan

        • Grandison Lamar

          They must of changed things since last year but from what i know is you’re kids have to be a full blooded Uchiha to even possess sharingan, and yet there is still little known about her so we can’t count out the possible fact of her having sharingan when she was alive.

        • Mr. Anagrams

          true, so this bout is pretty much undecided till we see otherwise

        • Mr. Anagrams

          chewck her profile on narutopedia, there no reference on here possesing any dojustu let alone the sharingan all we know is that she was jonin level, she couldve been married into the uchihah clan for all we know(though her appearance suggests not) either way, there is nothing supporting that she has the sharingan besides her surname, but its never shown her having it in any movie/manga/anime ep, in fact the only three speaking parts she has in the entire anime are
          (To Kushina and Biwako about Sasuke’s name) “Yes. So he grows up to be a strong, splendid shinobi.”(To Sasuke) “Your older brother is your older brother and you’re you, but your father has always cared very deeply about both of you.”(To Itachi) “I know that you’re busy with work, but can’t you eat dinner with your family at least once in a while?”

        • Somebody

          it is possisble that she had sharigan because she had the uchiha smybol on her back.

        • Christopher

          thats not true. the sage of six paths had 2 sons and 2 sons only. which means that they had to marry someone who wasnt a uchiha or senju. the sage was his own clan. the 2 sons split up and started their own clans because they where the only 2 and they both started their own clans. So almost every one married another clan other than their own right. I mean if your the start of a new clan then to begin with your family would have to marry alot of different clans before there would be enough members to marry into your own clan right. I wanna know why they haven’t shown one uchiha woman with sharringan or any eye techniques at all. they show many strong uzumaki and senju women but not one uchiha woman. guy needs a girl student with a bowl cut like his student. that would be funny. But really, they all had to start from one man each and his kids would have to marry nonuchiha or senju and keep doing that til they had enough members to marry into their own clans. kinda like the 1st hokage marrying a uzumaki woman which we all know is a distant relative.

        • Grandison Lamar

          Ok the Sage of the six paths sons were the source of their clans so the first members of clans are gonna have the strongest DNA but in this case whit Naruto it’s a different thing we are not talking about a new clan, we’re talking about preserving a clan.

        • Grandison Lamar

          And btw the sage of the six paths older son possessed Rinnegan so of course if he had a kid whit someone out side his clan there is going to be some kinda visual effect.

    • Christopher

      thank you… they marry into their own clan but not their family. just because you marry in the same race and clan doesn’t mean you gotta marry a family member. Just like the 1st hokage (senju clan) married his wife which was a uzumaki clan member. the senju and uzumaki are distant relatives so they started from the same clan just like the uchiha and senju once came from the same person. The sage of six paths. Uzumaki are branch offs of the senju bloodline and many of their traits are the same. they both have large amounts of chakara, live longer than most people, and some members are born with chakara good for surpressing the nine tails chakara or any tailed beast. like when the 1st had control over many tailed beast at one point. and huyga are branch offs of the uchiha but have great eye technique but not as powerful as the uchiha. their eys are only stronger when seeing chakara in the body where as the uchiha are able to use many other techniques. Im just saying. Dont most people marry into their own race which is mostly all they are doing. Their clans are like the real worlds race differents. Most of each race has its own traits that are almost in every member of that race as like the senju, uzumaki, and uchiha. right?

    • reginleaf

      So how do you explain Minato ( a Namikaze), and Kushina (an Uzumaki) getting together?

      • Mr. Anagrams

        Exactly my point, at this part the only person with remotely that intention is saskue

      • Bogusname

        Because Kushina was taken from her village, and her clan, on order to be the Nine Tails jinchuriki. So she really didn’t have many options.

    • owned

      dude u have no idea what your talking about the first hokages wife was an uzumaki and he was a senju obviously 

      • Grandison Lamar

        Were do you idiots come from of course i knew that you moron, and if she had never left village she would of likely married an Uzumaki.

  • Steveszboo

    Sasuke.<3

  • Miss Konoha

    No Fricking Way, Ugly Crazy Karin is A Uzumaki, But Nagato was Handsome and Kushina was Pretty, Karin is another Story.
    And people who say that Naruto and Karin have a Chance, No Way, Naruto and Sakura are more likely to happen then that Psycho Karin with Naruto. But I DO NOT SUPPORT either Karin or Sakura to be with Naruto, cause we All Know Hinata is the ONE for Naruto, they are Soulmates.
    Sakura and Karin can grow to be Old Bitter Spinsters for all I care.
    Cause they don’t deserve Naruto or Sasuke for that Matter.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kakashi-San/100001771203630 Kakashi San

     Just like naruto in sage mode ???

  • Bugmenot

    WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE!? WE WANNA TALK ABOUT UPCOMING EVENTS LIKE THE NEW DAMN NARUTO MOVIE!

  • Christopher

    Whats up with they not being any sexy women uchiha members with sharringan. that would be bad asssss to see a woman like sasukes and itachis mother wipping out the MS on some one. They got really strong women uzumaki, senju, and hyuga clan members but not one freakin sexy woman uchiha. Come on man…. fit a woman uchiha in there some where who can own up sasuke and make him beg for it or he could just use genjutsu to take it from her….

  • Christopher

    uchiha are weard because in the whole story I’ve only seen one woman uchiha and that was in narutopedia. cause we don’t know for sure sasukes and itachis mother was a uchiha or just a black haired woman with no ninja skills at all.

    • Mr. Anagrams

      She was a jonin, plenty of ninja skill my friend

  • flying thunder god

    and everyone said kabuto was a bitch…. 

    • Madara_and_Hashirama

      LOL :P

  • thecrows2332

    Why is everyboby dissing Karin? Sure she was crazy about Sasuke but so is everybody else. Sakura started it and people didnt like her to start, but know people are coming around to her. Then Naruto wanting to get his friend back and going through so much crap to just see him let alone bring him back. So please lay off Karin she seems like she could be a big part of the war or something in the future.

  • Madara_and_Hashirama

    For people who dont know these are the traits of the So6P decendents. :D

    Ability and perks for each clan
    Uchiha – Huge chakra, Sharingan, also good with Ninjutsu and Genjutsu
    Senju – Good Chakra, Rare wood style kekkai Genkai, good with taijutsu, persumely have healing techniques
    Uzumaki – Enormas Chakra (even more than Uchiha), Great stamina, natural healing abilities

    Ps. Sorry if i forgot anything :/ also ur an idiot if u say Senju’s have the same amount of chakra as Uchiha’s sorry but they simply dont ;P

    • gyuuki

      Yeah they have more chakra dumby

    • Masaki23joe

      The Uzumaki come from the senju. so if the uzumaki have enormas chakra levels that means that the senju at least has huge chakra levels. Remember senju come from the second son of the sage who has the sages body. Which means the senju would have great chakra levels, great ninjutsu skilled; all 5 chakra natures, and have great taijutsu skills. The uchiha had had great genjutsu, taijutsu,and ninjutsu. they onlu the uchiha had over the senju was eye powers and genjutsu. The wood style was something of hashirama traits not nessaraly the senju. My friend your are a uchiha fan boy.

      • Masaki23joe

         matter of fact here.
        The Senju clan gained their fame in the era before the founding of the
        hidden villages. Where other clans focused on mastering one particular
        skill, the Senju were masters in all skills, from ninjutsu, to taijutsu, to genjutsu. Because of this, they were feared as “the clan with a thousand skills” (「千の手を持つ一族」, “sen no te o motsu ichizoku”), which gave them their name Senju (千手, “a thousand skills”, “a thousand hands”).

        • Explainer

          At least someone knew. :P

      • Madara_and_Hashirama

         Read the manga more than once they mention it somewhere about the chakra level and btw i like senju better :/ ur argument is invalid

  • Grandison Lamar

    Anko is pretty hot don’t you think guy if i was in the Naruto universe i’d wife that.

    • Thinkinglogical

      HELL YAAA!

  • Tristonlittle

    8th Grade:} Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me…? Girl: Yes. Boy: What?!? Girl: Yes. Boy: YES! *Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy* *Exactly One Month Later* Girl’s friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.! Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.} … … … … Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi. Boy: How’s it going? Girl: It’s fine. Boy: What’s wrong? Girl: I think we should break up.. Boy: What..? Girl: We should break up. Boy: Why..? Girl: It`s Just… We Never See Each Other Anymore/: Boy: I can change that. Girl: I’ve never met your family.. Boy: I can change that. Girl: I just don’t feel that way for you anymore.. Boy: I wish I could change that. Girl: I’m sorry. Boy: I know. Girl: I Have To Go.. Boy: Thanks for trying.. {Next day:} Boy: Hey. Girl: I’m sorry.. Boy: No I’m happy we broke up I could tell we weren’t going anywhere too. Girl: Okay…/; {Freshman year:} Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can’t tell him;I can’t tell anybody. {Sophomore year:} Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend) Girl: (Playing their song) I like him…I still do…but I can’t tell him,I can’t tell anybody. {Junior year:} Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp) Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -&&- Always Will! Boy: I’m Sorry, I Like Someone Else. Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.) {The next day:} Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)
    Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But
    You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day
    Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick
    For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On
    Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m one. I Love You♥
    Don`t Forget That!!(: Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.) {The next day:} Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See) Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday. Boy: She’s better? Nurse: I’m afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I’m sorry. Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street) {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!) Boy: (Asks to speak)
    Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And
    I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I
    Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing- All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone…. I Wish I Could Change That.! Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)
    ~The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him
    In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed
    Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28. Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./: Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They “Love You” Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight(: Repost to help anyone with cancer
     

  • Jialinloo

    8th Grade:} Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me…? Girl: Yes. Boy: What?!? Girl: Yes. Boy: YES! *Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy* *Exactly One Month Later* Girl’s friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.! Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.} … … … … Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi. Boy: How’s it going? Girl: It’s fine. Boy: What’s wrong? Girl: I think we should break up.. Boy: What..? Girl: We should break up. Boy: Why..? Girl: It`s Just… We Never See Each Other Anymore/: Boy: I can change that. Girl: I’ve never met your family.. Boy: I can change that. Girl: I just don’t feel that way for you anymore.. Boy: I wish I could change that. Girl: I’m sorry. Boy: I know. Girl: I Have To Go.. Boy: Thanks for trying.. {Next day:} Boy: Hey. Girl: I’m sorry.. Boy: No I’m happy we broke up I could tell we weren’t going anywhere too. Girl: Okay…/; {Freshman year:} Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can’t tell him;I can’t tell anybody. {Sophomore year:} Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend) Girl: (Playing their song) I like him…I still do…but I can’t tell him,I can’t tell anybody. {Junior year:} Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp) Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -&&- Always Will! Boy: I’m Sorry, I Like Someone Else. Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.) {The next day:} Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)
    Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But
    You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day
    Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick
    For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On
    Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m one. I Love You♥
    Don`t Forget That!!(: Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.) {The next day:} Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See) Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday. Boy: She’s better? Nurse: I’m afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I’m sorry. Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street) {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!) Boy: (Asks to speak)
    Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And
    I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I
    Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing- All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone…. I Wish I Could Change That.! Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)
    ~The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him
    In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed
    Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28. Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./: Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They “Love You” Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight(: Repost to help anyone with cancer

    • SnakeKing

       I will rip you apart into little pieces of meat and feed you to cannibals

    • Bogusname

      This is a cross between Avril Lavigne and ICP.

  • T_T

    i wonder if the 3rd hokage was the monkey sage

    • heydude

      He wasn’t. He tried to master it but he failed.

      • Grandison Lamar

        How the phuck do you know that.?

        • Bogusname

          Because he was never able to properly spank the monkey.

  • Metamorphosis

    I can’t wait to see Sasuke Sarutobi as the real Tobi

    • Metamorphosis

      anyone who disagrees with this is a “fail” and always will fail

  • http://twitter.com/aquafairy723 haveaniceday!

    I have a question, if sasuke marrys karin and they have children would their kids carry the same traits as the so6p? Please don’t insult me, this is an actual question and I am not being sarcastic, I am just wondering because it said that uzumaki’s are related to the senju clan.  

    • AAA

      Maybe, but I think Uchiha and Senju’s baby will more likely possess power of the six paths.

    • SnakeKing

       Humans may be descended from monkeys but no two humans have yet managed to produce a true monkey.

    • Navi

      Well, yeah. The Senju (and it’s relatives the Uzumaki’s) and Uchiha are descendants of the S06P. 

  • Thundergodminato

    So you mean to tell no one has been given hint out of this whole thing as to what tsunade may have hidden up her sleeve to fight madashima the slug sage must be some type of epic healer 

    • Mr. Anagrams

      no, its just a fat shitlog that tells epic healers what to do lol:D

  • Colossal

    So whatever happened to Kakuzu?

    • Grandison Lamar

      What do you mean what happened to him he’s sealed basically lol.